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SantaBanta Universal Jokes

SantaBanta Universal Jokes

SantaBanta Universal Jokes


SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 26, 2014

Posted: 25 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST

Out of Control Drinking

Out of Control Drinking

Sharing the Loot!

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying, "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you..."

He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest, "Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery."

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued, "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you..."

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said, "What about the two at the gate?"

The priest almost ran past the church gate...shouting, "We are not dead yet oooohh!!!"

Kaamchor Husband!

Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.

Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.

Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega, isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.

Husband shocked!

जो आप कहो!

पति: आज खाने में क्या बनाओगी?

पत्नी: जो आप कहो।

पति: दाल-चावल बना लो।

पत्नी: अभी कल ही तो खाये थे।

पति: तो छोले-पूरी बना लो।

पत्नी: नहीं वो बहुत भारी खाना हो जाता है।

पति: अच्छा परांठे बना लो।

पत्नी: रात को परांठे कौन खाता है?

पति: तो फिर इडली-सांभर बना लो।

पत्नी: उसमे तो बहुत टाइम लगेगा।

पति: ठीक है मैग्गी ही बना लो।

पत्नी: पर उस से पेट नहीं भरेगा।

पति: तो फिर क्या बनाओगी?

पत्नी: जो आप कहो!

Picture SMS

Karma, simply put, is an action for an action ... good or bad.

Karma, simply put, is an action for an action ... good or bad.

Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate.

Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate.

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.

Clean SMS

Shiva is also referred to as Triambaka because of his third eye - the eye of vision. On Mahashivaratri, nature brings this possibility very close to us. While this is possible every day, on Shivratri nature makes it more available to us because the planetary positions are such that the energy, especially in the northern hemisphere, makes it very easy for a person to raise his/her energies upward.
May you be blessed enough to become a Triambaka on this auspicious day!
Happy Mahashivaratri!

On the auspicious occasion of Maha Shivratri - the night of Shiva worship, let's savour 'Thandai' (made from cannabis, almonds, and milk) and sing songs in praise of the Lord Shiva and dance to the rhythm of the drums.
Happy Mahashivaratri!

May Lord Shiva who is also known as Mahadev, Mahesh, Maheshwar, Shankar, Shambhu, Rudra, Har, Trilochan, Devendra and Trilokinath bless you at all times!
Happy Mahashivaratri!

Hindi SMS

बाबा ने जिस पर भी डाली छाया;
रातो रात उसकी किस्मत की पलट गई काया;
वो सब मिला उसे बिन मांगे ही;
जो कभी किसी ने ना पाया।
शिवरात्रि की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!

भोले का परिवार आया आपके द्वार;
लाया आपके जीवन में खुशियों की बौछार;
मेरी तरफ से आप सभी को मुबारक हो महा-शिवरात्री का त्यौहार।
महा-शिवरात्रि की शुभकामनाएं!

फकीर: आपके पड़ोसी ने पेट भर कर खाना खिलाया है, आप भी कुछ खिलाओ।
पप्पू: ये लो हाजमोला।

Quotes

Karma, simply put, is an action for an action ... good or bad.

Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate.

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.

SantaBanta Universal Jokes

SantaBanta Universal Jokes

SantaBanta Universal Jokes


SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 22, 2014

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST

Embrace Your Mistakes!

Embrace Your Mistakes!

The Literate Dog...

A young boy from Pune goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home.

"Pita ji," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad (IIMA) that will teach our dog, Moti, how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his father says. "How do I get Moti in that program?"

"Just send him down here with Rs. 1,00,000" the young boy says "and I'll get him in the course."

So, his father sends the dog and Rs. 1,00,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

"So how's Moti doing son?" his father asks.

"Awesome, Pita ji, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Moti in that program?"

"Just send Rs 2,00,000, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

"Where's Moti? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Pita ji," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Moti was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading The Economic Times, like he usually does. Then Moti turned to me and asked, so, is your father still messing around with that little pretty Champa who lives down the street?"

The father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Pita ji!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to law school, and now serves in New Delhi as a Member of Parliament.

Pappu Rocks!

Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.

Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.

Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain.

Aadmi: Achcha toh bade bhai ko bulao.

Pappu: Wo apne dosto ke saath cricket khelne gya hai.

Aadmi: Achcha aapki mummy to ghar par hongi...??

Pappu: Nahi, wo apni saheliyon ke saath picnic par gyi hain.

Aadmi irritate ho kar gusse mein bola: Abe toh tu akela ghar pe kya kar rha hai tu bhi kahin chala jata?

Pappu: Haan, tabhi to main yahan apne dost ke ghar aaya hun...!!!

दामाद का प्यार!

एक बार एक सास अपने 3 दामादों का प्यार देखने के लिए दरिया में कूद गयी
तो एक दामाद ने बचा लिया।
सास ने उसे कार तोहफे में दे दी।

अगले दिन फिर कूद गयी तो दूसरे दामाद ने बचा लिया उसे मोटरसाइकिल मिली।

फिर तीसरे दिन सास दोबारा कूदी तो तीसरे दामाद ने सोचा कि अब तो साइकिल ही मिलेगी

तो उसने सास को नही बचाया, सास मर गयी लेकिन फिर भी दामाद को मर्सिडीज़ मिली।
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ससुर ने दी।

Picture SMS

पप्पू अपनी माँ से पैसे मांगता है।<br/>  पप्पू: माँ 10 रूपए चाहिए, बाहर एक गरीब को देने हैं।<br/>  माँ: कहाँ है गरीब?<br/>  पप्पू: बेचारा बाहर कड़ी धुप में आइस क्रीम बेच रहा है!

पप्पू अपनी माँ से पैसे मांगता है।
पप्पू: माँ 10 रूपए चाहिए, बाहर एक गरीब को देने हैं।
माँ: कहाँ है गरीब?
पप्पू: बेचारा बाहर कड़ी धुप में आइस क्रीम बेच रहा है!

बंता: फिल्मी ज़िंदगी और असल ज़िंदगी में क्या अंतर है?<br/>  संता: फ़िल्म में बहुत मुश्किलों के बाद शादी होती है और असल ज़िंदगी में शादी के बाद बहुत मुश्किल होती है।

बंता: फिल्मी ज़िंदगी और असल ज़िंदगी में क्या अंतर है?
संता: फ़िल्म में बहुत मुश्किलों के बाद शादी होती है और असल ज़िंदगी में शादी के बाद बहुत मुश्किल होती है।

कुछ पल की ख़ुशी आपके साथ में थी;<br/>  ऐसी कोई लकीर हमारे हाथ में होती;<br/>  दूर रहकर भी आपको याद करते हैं हम;<br/>  शायद कोई बहुत प्यारी सी बात हमारी मुलाक़ात में थी।

कुछ पल की ख़ुशी आपके साथ में थी;
ऐसी कोई लकीर हमारे हाथ में होती;
दूर रहकर भी आपको याद करते हैं हम;
शायद कोई बहुत प्यारी सी बात हमारी मुलाक़ात में थी।

Clean SMS

Santa: I lost my office keys again.
Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.
Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: She says I'm childish.
Bunty: So how did you cope up?
Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!

Husband to his angry wife, "Have a Nice Day!
Wife: Don't tell me what to do!

Hindi SMS

देश कांग्रेस से परेशान है;
कांग्रेस राहुल से परेशान है;
राहुल मोदी से परेशान है;
मोदी केजरीवाल से परेशान हैं;
केजरीवाल 'बिन्नी' से परेशान है।
इस सब के बीच साधारण आदमी परेशान है "ये सुबह-सुबह बाथरूम की टंकी में बर्फ कौन घोल गया।"

पप्पू अपनी माँ से पैसे मांगता है।
पप्पू: माँ 10 रूपए चाहिए, बाहर एक गरीब को देने हैं।
माँ: कहाँ है गरीब?
पप्पू: बेचारा बाहर कड़ी धुप में आइस क्रीम बेच रहा है!

बंता: फिल्मी ज़िंदगी और असल ज़िंदगी में क्या अंतर है?
संता: फ़िल्म में बहुत मुश्किलों के बाद शादी होती है और असल ज़िंदगी में शादी के बाद बहुत मुश्किल होती है।

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Nothing is impossible the word itself says I'm possible.

Those who don't have enough money advocate the advantages of happiness over money.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

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